You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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