Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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