i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Your tits are I can't wait for
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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