You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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