i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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