do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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