new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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