You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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