at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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