escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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