...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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