I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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