So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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