So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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