If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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