Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You were trust falling into bushes
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