One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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