The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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