Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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