Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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