Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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