Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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