even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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