Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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