Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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