Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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