Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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