So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
