How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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