he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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