Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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