Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How did I end up in the pool?!
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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