She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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