So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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