Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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