your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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