Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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