im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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