I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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