just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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