Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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