I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
