it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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