Barsexuality is the new black.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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