No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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