so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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