She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
His hands were made for my vagina.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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