You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
