So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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