hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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