Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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