But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My ass is underappreciated
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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