What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think my fart just growled at me.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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