Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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