your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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