There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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