She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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